Sexting with Strangers

Pro-tip: If you’re going to start a conversation with something really inappropriate via text message, make sure you have the right phone number.

On a completely unrelated note, a very confused and random individual with a New York City cell number probably thinks I’m a secret shemale who uses the nickname “Thick Dick Rick.”

Edit: An even more pro-tip is not to continue attempting to sext with that same phone number the day AFTER you’ve been told it’s the wrong one. And you definitely don’t want to call and leave it a voice mail (which I find particularly confusing since my voice mail clearly says it’s mine).

 

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